This is a page dedicated to. . .If your answer was matters related to the bathroom/bodily functions/related matter, you've read my mind!!!Anyway, whether or not you were, unassisted, able to figure out from the title what you were getting into (stepping on/into), this is where you've landed!!!

But please don't be so quick to turn up your nose and make your escape from here, because I plan on keeping this page reasonably-wholesome and mildly ornery at the most.

Actually, this is a place where I'll be linking you to anecdotes, sites, etc. that have something to do with the subject matter I've described.

For example, I might link you to a website showing a number of still-in-use outhouses or a story about dirty diapers or something about my fascination with toilet-flushers.

And, since bathrooms aren't just about going to the toilet, this might also be a place to link you to a funny story about a shower or bathtub.

So this is a page with the potential for a wide variety of entertainment!!!

Believe it or not, the possibilities are endless!--For instance, why have I chosen the color pink for this introductory section?

It has to do with the time I called a friend who was then living with his mother.

She told me that he was in the bathroom but she would go ask him how close he was to being done--so she lay the receiver down and did just that.

Meanwhile, my friend was a little concerned because he thought his BMs were a lot darker than normal--otherwords, he wondered if he were passing blood or something (which could be an indication of cancer or other problems of the digestive tract).

Of course, his mom had no idea at the time that this was going on with him--so she thought What on earth!?! when he, out-of-the-blue, came up with the comment:

"My poop just keeps getting browner and browner!"

She shot back,"So? What color were you expecting it to be, anyway? PINK!?!"

Of course, I was (no pun intended--YEAH! riiiiiiight!) privy to this conversation, and was (again, no pun intended--YEAH! riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!) cracking up by the time that ***** picked up the phone!

"Pink poop!?!" I snorted. "What was THAT all about, anyway!?!"

This was when ***** explained to both myself and his mom what he was getting at.

Thankfully, the color change had more to do with what he had been eating at the time rather than any health problems--and he's healthy as a horse some 20 years later!!!

And on this note, I'm going to end this introduction. . .